• Tom Crews,
• Tom Cruz, and
• Tom “Chevy” Cruze

Is evolution a joke? Everything turns to crab.

I was walking my dog around the yard last night. We don’t have any lights in the backyard so I always go out with a flashlight. Pointing it at the ground, I could see them emerging by the dozens.

So anyway, the flashlight gets put up for a few weeks.

Fun fact: Neptune was discovered on 23 Sept 1846. It takes 164.8 Earth years for it to complete an orbit, which means that the first full Neptunian year since discovery happened 12 July 2011.

https://www.space.com/12249-neptune-completes-orbit-discovery-1846.html

Pluto won’t do this for another 154 years.

Exceptions to rules almost always exist.

Bees are all midwesterners confirmed.

You’re technically correct on one point, and totally entitled to your opinion on the other. But brown mushrooms (not from a can) sauteed into a hamburger steak gravy will kick it up about 14 notches, give or take.

Because she’s Sharon the road.

Quicksand was never a problem for me, but growing up on a farm, soft mud was a common occurrence. Good news is you can pretty immediately tell when you’re walking through the stuff and can just…turn around. Worst that happens is you lose a boot, and that genuinely sucks.

But it’s not the kind of thing you step into and you’re up to your knee in 2 seconds.

Show, don’t tell. The author also broke that rule in Panel 5 with “sex change occurs sounds” written off to the side. We see the 𝓶𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓬 𝓫𝓾𝓫𝓫𝓵𝓮. Clearly, that means the sex change occurred in the context of the setup. We get it, dude.

Some parrots can have very long lifespans. Like if you wait until you’re 30 to get one, your bird might outlive you.

BOB! I LOVE IT!!

Also, my guy has a primordial pouch. It flops left and right when he walks. Very funny. Not fat, just at the upper end of a healthy weight.

Boiling is a cooling process.

During the Carboniferous, when arthropods were huge, it’s not too crazy to imagine something like this as big as a panther or a cougar.

Natty Light made you piss lightning, too?

“I’ve no idea what you’re talking about. This is my chair, and it’s a bloody shame I’m not big enough to move your arse from it when you’ve stolen it.”

Cat, probably.

It’s been the same story for years in Oklahoma. For a few years there, we were getting more earthquakes than California.

Honestly, there are worse ways to go.

If the dildo were chilled to -40°…