I’ll take taxes and a job over being strapped down and drained of blood, tbh.

The words of someone who has never tried Culver’s, clearly.

I’m sure the chance at getting some with high lead content makes it taste even better.

No one even remembers Merlin

My dad had the rare chance to name his position whatever he wanted, but the higher ups still rejected his choice of Grand Poobah.

Can’t forget the oubliette. Pretty sure it gave me nightmares when I was a kid.

Dunno what the source is, but here’s one of the better ones I could find

There’s also old.lemmy.world in case you’re more comfortable with that. Loving all the choices available so far!