i haven’t met y’all babies

this is the main advantage a cat has over the average human room mate

YEAH but that’s just for cats.

also rats, mice, gerbils, hamsters, birds. many birds. dogs. any non-aquatic animal that creates nests out of their environment would love it. feral humans would love it, and supposedly non-feral humans are OBSESSED with toilet paper.

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Watership Down is one where the teacher assessed tiny me as “high reading comprehension” but no one really delved into, does this child have emotional comprehension of literal killing fields? eh, guess I worked it out emoji finger guns and sad sigh

https://www.thejimquisition.com/post/starfield-empty-spaces-review

that’s the actual review, don’t bother with this shitty forbes article

i don’t remember this one but I do remember Watership Down and The Rats of NIMH

The Information Directorate has noted: delete Beatrice P. The public will never know such again.

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cat: ahhh killed a bird ///secretly brought the corpse inside/// aaaaaaaahhhhhyah so badass did you see what i did!!! human: now i need to sanitize everything, thanks

sorry need to work on my lemmy formatting

cats can learn, if the human has doors protecting the bedroom-fortress and loud fans because it’s too hot anyways and also sleep under a sheet because they will do weird shit to your toes when they break in

I can’t dispute this. i didn’t know this was a problem. but i don’t want ass to do with it. i have a separate account there for adult-oriented fetish content as portrayed by adults. can’t we just have that?

with piracy in general, you don’t really want to be noticed, so… no. slap it on the back of a street sign or the front door of a cop shop.

Love that kind of precision. You should see what a crafty kitten can do to a crate full of LPs that !someone! forgot about.