sooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]

in reality a steel consciousness would fail after 5 seconds because it has zero adaptability or flexibility

I am now generating fossil-tulpa

eight equals equals equals equals equals equals equals equals equals capital d tilde tilde

not my problem

mayos be so greedy they needed several types of sclerosis

the floor is lava, and coronavirus can’t touch it

technically lava can kill coronavirus

is this really a forbes article? actually it’s probably more truthful than usual

Can someone explain to me how these AIs work?

Specifically: Is it possible to just take a USB drive, download the program, and upload it somewhere else so that everyone can torrent the AI? How big is it? Even if it’s really big, there has to be a way to copy these things for free, right?

it’s not physically possible to downvote someone on hexbear

how many cans is a case?

happens with decaf, doesn’t happen with tea

it has nothing to do with caffeine

Anyone else get a feeling of pressure in their eye when they drink coffee?

It happens to me sometimes but not always
that’s why i stopped

Fahrenheit is our broken clock being right once a day

Personally I like Fahr better because there’s more resolution

I’m also really good at guessing the current weather, often to within 1 degree F and 3% humidity

Also Fahrenhiet 0 just feels more practical to me. Like 20 F isn’t THAT cold for me, but that’s equal to -7 C. In Fahrenheit if I see a negative number I know it’s really fucked outside. A negative Celsius number is often just a “typical” winter day and nothing to care about. Of course this in itself is very eurocentric temperate-centric, same with all the weather map colors that shade in 75F as a “warm” temperature with the color red–like that’s just an extremely comfortable temperature and should be something like green.

It’s pretty vibes based–but the vibality could be improved

I have a recursion joke but y’all already made it

and also by not showing the bigger picture

https://i.postimg.cc/V19Jwzqd/knowledge-circle.png

there would also be an even bigger boundary of “all of reality” or something but obvs that would be infinite and impossible to know

it’s impossible for life to not exist on other planets

Now I understand where Courage the Cowardly Dog got its side characters from

(western animation not copying Japan challenge: impossible)

Any actual creepy stories about the LHC?

something very creep happened to me recently and idk what to make of it

I saw the first wojak get posted

AMA