I read an interview with a zoologist which described cats as evolutionarily perfect. Their dna really only varies primarily for size. All cats all over the world have survived with no need to seriously adapt to their environment.

The education system did not fail me. I failed my education.

Guitar and bicycle

It’s after six. What am I, a farmer?

I watch a lot of movies but I rarely watch contemporary ones. There is over a century of films that have stood the test of time. Why risk watching one that won’t?

Yeah cats can tell time somehow. Not just meal times but things like when I’m coming home or my bedtime. I’ve read that they like to stick to routines and find change threatening. Probably why they panic when I move a piece of furniture or organize the closet.

I used to tour across the US a lot playing music and so many cities are just, like, yeah… That place exists.

That being said, some of the best shows were in the smallest cities because people were starving for things to do.

My first thought is that the tides would disappear. I’m sure that would fuck up things somehow.

I doubt the millionaire co-owner of a major chain of grocery stores is involved in setting the price of whole boneless beef tenderloin.

Nbd for me, I shop at Conseco’s but Rouse’s does make really good Italian sausage.

When did Seth Rogan become a scientist?

My cat too. With bottle caps.

Are you telling me someone on Lemmy has experience in not pooping for three days? Why didn’t you speak up before?!

Yeah, OP needs to start eating better hotdogs.

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Oh, come the fuck on

Should have put a second cat in there to chase the first one out

George Kennedy calls someone a mullet head in Cool Hand Luke.

Who started putting avocado in sushi? I hate that shit. It seems like everyone thinks it’s key ingredient in sushi rolls now.

If KITT was a K car

I love jigsaw puzzles! Unfortunately so does my cat which prevents me from ever getting to do them

Very fucking well put