Ladybug DOOM music intensifies

I pictured a seal opening a beer and in a deep voice says, “Damn. Nice place cat. Mind if I stretch out on your couch!?”

RAWR -Your favorite Dino bros maybe.

Gaslighting doesn’t exist and you’re going crazy. /s

Shield toad.

Bro, do you even LEAP!?

Guys! Look at this great prop I found in my sister’s nightstand!

Due to Newtons 46th law of awesomeness, Ninjas are still cooler than spikes, but still are pretty dang cool.

The problem is they they’re just designed to eat and get chonky. If they had invested in cool ninja combat during evolution, scientists believe they would be not only more likely to survive, but be a lot cooler.

For some reason I always read hemoglobin as hemo-goblin. I watched Lord of the Rings too much.

Wow, that’s way further out into the ocean than I thought.

Woke up without your nards wearing a lampshade? Don’t delay, meow at the law offices of Mittens and Mittens.

What’s wrong? You haven’t tried you Protactinium pancakes.

The Schwerer Bohrpanzer II, built on the King Tiger chassis was not effective during WW2, for it was a smol lad. It later got a sweet gig at NASA and didn’t even need to pass a drug test.

Boring animal: Chomp!

Chadodile: Chomp Spinny-Spinny!

Heyyyyy…What’s your third favorite cactus?

Luxury cat bed: “This heap of garbage is fit for no one.”

Crumpled up sweater: “Finally a throne fit for my kingdom.”

#1: Raise the banner of the Vanilla Ice Cream League!

Leaving a back door in is the same logic as leaving a key under a fake rock by your house.

My cat will just walk into the room, meow as loud as possible and then give me the stink eye.