This is a completely random story but the post made me remember and i wanted to share.
In college about 12 years ago i got cited for underage alcohol consumption and got an email saying i had to meet with an advisor to discuss the situation. I slept through the meeting and basically said exactly that in an email to the advisor who replied like wtf okay we’ll reschedule, and then i never heard anything about it ever again.
Pumping blood to your organs even though you are fat!
This one was subtle enough I’m counting it. Took me thirty seconds of not understanding the joke before suddenly realizing I lost
Also looks like it could be spider mites. I’m not sure how common they are outside of large scale agriculture, but I’ve found them on my grandma’s flowers before. Underside of the leaf may have small traces of spider webs, but the mites themselves are very difficult to see without a magnifying glass without having a trained eye for them
I was going to point out the OP includes the Red River which is not part of the Mississippi basin as well as a few other smaller errors. Like your post more.
Relatively on the right track, I’d up the nitrogen some so it isn’t all tied up in the microbial process, but things will grow
Haha underage, I’ll fix it