It’s mostly uber-lit (though inaccurate) plastic animal skeleton season.

Gitcha some of them all-dressed chips for a little flavor with your vinegar.

In my heart, I knew this comment would already be here.

If the budget is there then I’ll consider it, kupo!

I want to open a Final Fantasy-themed Vietnamese restaurant in south central Arizona. I’m going to call it “Pho Enix”.

Not sure where to open up shop, but I’m thinking Scottsdale.

Even at the end, he was a very beautiful boy.

sell all your stuff at the uh, forgot the name

Sovereigns

I love onions. They’re flaky, edible baseballs that make your lookin’ spheres sad.

Just remember kids: When it comes to pigs questioning you, EVERY day is Shut the Fuck Up Friday.

Reminds me of this Pete Holmes bit.

At 15:05 it isn’t clear…

Did we watch different videos? Because the one I see linked is only two minutes long.

PDX = Portland metropolitan area = Oregon.

I just had teacher trainings this week at the school district I am working for this year after moving from Texas to the PDX area. It was like night and day compared to Texas. The training began with Land Acknowledgements, and we spent a few hours learning about and discussing how we will be implementing cross-curricular activities on the culture, language, and practices of the Native American tribes from this area. I teared up, I gotta tell ya.

But the thing that really hit me the hardest was how comfortable I felt as a queer person. They asked us to put our pronouns on our name tent, and I initially put the ones I was assigned at birth (because I’m coming from Texas where I didn’t dare let on that I wasn’t cisgender). But I soon realized through discussions with the trainers and with people at mine and surrounding tables that this really is a safe place, that I can be myself and not fear repercussions that would affect my livelihood.

So I shared during discussions about privilege and power that I was non-binary, and nobody batted an eye, no microgestures indicating their discomfort, it was just…normal. Safe. I’ve never felt like this before. Every queer person…teacher, student, citizen, immigrant, or otherwise…should be allowed to feel like this.

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dood

Big enough to be comfortably used by humans

Pffffbtbtbt, housing crisis schmousing crisis. There’s your answer, chaps.

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they will inevitably fall towards the centre and get spaghettified at some point

Not before they witnessed the birth and death of thousands of civilizations! (I know they wouldn’t actually be able to witness them, not having the right equipment and being dead in due order, it’s just neat to think about relativity in that context. 😊)

Yeah, I think they should definitely read the poster again. Times are tough out there, can’t be paying all sorts of fines due to ignorance.