propter_hog [any, any]

Wait where’s Saddam

Oh goddamnit

Oh woops who put that there

Saddam Houssein makes an excellent fissil energy source

That’s not a brown recluse, though, is it? Looks like a jumping spider.

JFC

Really not that much different, to be honest

Humans wondered why the four-dimensional creature didn’t find our porn intriguing.

You really shouldn’t eat organ meat

I agree with your point, and that was my initial hangup as well. If we keep the numbering the same, changing the name is just a contingency prize. Pick an actual start of the common era, say some point in the agricultural revolution when societies began to form. The problem then, though, is actually getting people to switch.

Please just read the link. I’m not doubting you are aware of what it is. But there are really good explanations for the impetus for its usage and discourse about objections such as your own on the Wikipedia entry.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_Era

*BCE

Why is it called bird hipped then? Why not like stegosaurus hipped or something?

You mentioned PGP already, but this is exactly what that technology was designed for. You can sign the post with your private key, meaning anyone with the public key can verify its authenticity, and sites such as GitLab make use of this for signing code commits to prove it came from the author listed on the commit. A scaffolding utilizing PGP for blogging may already exist. You’d have to enter your PGP passphrase to seal the post. In fact, you may be able to take advantage of the exact mechanism GitLab and others are already using by publishing by way of a signed git commit, and displaying like a green lock or something on blog posts that are authenticated.

Sentient dot sucks. Used to have them outside the library at uni. Careless freshmen would sit on the steps to enjoy the day only to come home looking like they’d had a roll in ants.

Dude’s seriously mansplaining small dingdong

Woops, started on the wrong one, let’s just pour this back into the pipettes.

That machine digs the wax out of your eye socket with a spoon

Oh haha, ok, that’s fucking good