dress up like ice agents

So just a mask on your head, a rifle with some racist inscription on it in your hand, and you’re good to go!

Of course, I get the statistics part but statistically, heterosexuals still get diseases. Less or more doesn’t matter, it’s a non zero chance so you have to check everything, no matter the sexuality of the person.

Statistics actually say the rule is dumb because statistically heterosexuals still have cooties too.

So if you gotta check anyway, why reject homosexual blood? Afraid that you might suddenly get the urge to play with a cucumber?

(And with “you” I mean whoever made those rules)

Maybe that’s just a social thing. I thing we should not have celebrities in the first place. Let everyone be normal

All the more reason to change it for roundabouts and change half the roads for cycling infrastructure.

In my home town in the Netherlands they lowered max speed city wide to 30km/h (about 20mph) and almost every traffic light intersection (except a few larger ones) have been replaced with roundabouts.

The result is that driving just… Goes. You don’t really stop anywhere, almost ever, and you can do about 30 km in an hour, not much slower than here in Vancouver where i just did 30 kilometers in 45 minutes and literally part of that trip was over a highway at 100km/h.

Its incredibly much more efficient yet if i tell that to people here they won’t even let me finish, they immediately start screeching about how bad those designs are and that the stop sign intersections are so much more efficient and… Uuugghhh

Borrowed library books, bought books at stores. It wasn’t very well written, no

That was a major flashback. I never realized or thought about how different it was back then. Wanted to learn about airplanes? I rented so many library books, had to drive my bike for a few kms to a library for that each time… I bought so many books with so much information and. all. of. it. is. available. online. now. in. minutes.

Yeah, thanks, no.

That sounds extremely lonely and depressing

I’d rather life in an apartment with said cats, at least you have neighbors and social contacts

Thank you! That always bugged the hell out of me.

Someone actually thought that gays fuck around with everything and everyone but heterosexuals? Naaahh, they would nevah!

Neither are humans, but there is always a first

Any organization called “blah blah shield” is telling you that it’s a piece of shit organization

Ohh, finally a city going in the right direction. I can’t wait until they discover the “roundabout” and how it calms traffic, improves flow, and also lowers accidents

I mean, good for them for finally making first steps, better late than never, but seriously: This is stuff that has been available for decades now.

Please, more, lots more!

venture capital

Aaaand it’s gone.

Ummm, has that ever stopped any president, ever?

“temporary” carte blanche to add new targets

Oh yeah, and we all know that will actually be temporary, and would never ever in the history of ever be abused, right?

Arr, let’s welcome more eye patches and peg legs soon!

So this is obviously satire but reading this it just sounded way too close to current reality for comfort.

I know that parts of the document are acme levels over the top but other parts sincerely read as if written by your average Maga idiot

Well after these peacocks were crushed by a piano, they might have been unable to recount anything at all.

I dunno, but I feel like the author might have taken some creative liberties here…

Very clever!

Are we finally going to jail suckerberg now?

Yeah, the Iranian government is tyranny for sure, but calling an Israeli invasion “a liberation from tyranny” requires someone asking the Palestinians how their liberation is going…

32 billion still is nothing for these scumbags

JAIL MARC ZUCKERBERG ALREADY. That is still what we do with criminals, is it not?