The joke went over your head.

The passes fundamentally disrupt this industry-standard model by allowing customers to purchase access to the most sought-after programmin

Wait wait wait, I thought disruption was good? 🤔

Thanks for the comment! I’m beyond exasperated by all these copypasted release notes that assume everyone is alread familiar with every piece of software out there, so thank you for the write-up.

Also, this sounds really cool.

Gonna try and play this when I get home, hopefully it runs on Steam Deck.

Why does this post sound like AI wrote it?

How strange.

Why don’t you ask your LLMs how to do it.

This is the same fanbase that dropped $500 for a slightly better Nintendo Switch, there’s no reasoning with them.

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We have got to stop saying “you’re surprised?” whenever anyone points out something being morally wrong. They didn’t say they were surprised, @DUMBASS@leminal.space (appropriate username, though).

No, actually, fuck Nintendo. Or keep licking their boots, you do you.

Wasn’t the OG 80s era censorship campaign coming from Tipper Gore and Joe Lieberman?

It’s cute that you think Democrats aren’t conservative.

Fuck Nintendo.

Neocities?

So the POV character is supposed to be one of the people holding the guns? Or?

No, because “point of view” means seeing through their eyes, not looking at their face.

I tried, but I could not resist the urge to point out that that’s not what POV means, unless you mean the user who made the mistake is one of the gunmen.

Yeah they’re the wrong way around, but impeding traffic by going way too slow is also illegal, so it still works I think.