Current character in Curse of Strahd:

He’s deathly afraid of finding a Spartan laser-like weapon that fires concentrated sunbeams.

If Tim Sweeney disappeared from the face of this planet, nothing of value would be lost.

Folding tablet. We’ve left phone behind at this point.

My lock screen is a minimalist representation of symbols and colors relating to my fraternity.

Don’t give WOTC any ideas.

Just call it a folding tablet

Whether or not. Not weather.

This play is so good. I’ve used that monologue to audition and it never fails to elicit a smile or some other reaction. The person speaking is reasoning away why he cheated on his wife but still.

3.5’s tarrasque also had a reflective carapace.

That is technically correct. The best kind of correct.

I’m sorry you were born pretty!

What about Panera’s Deadly Lemonade?

I had to look it up hoping it was a two syllable name.

EDMOOOOOOOOOND HOOOOONDAAAAAAA!

In 3.5 it’s Haste.

My last phone was the Note 20+ and before that the Note 10+. Recently switched to the Pixel 8 pro. I have no desire to return to Samsung.