What’s the green stuff?

Single women live longest

Ngl the butter ones look like the best cookie I’ve ever eaten.

What if it’s fertilized?

It’s one of Megan Thee Stallion’s catch phrases that she says in a lot of her songs, and she also uses a lot of snake imagery. She has a song called Cobra.

That’s when you add the noodles and let it sit for another six minutes.

Staplers ruined forever now, thanks

We could put two in front of each other and let them ping pong nonsense for all eternity.

What if I want to live my life to the shortest?

This is the story of a train, that dripped a river and grew a weed strain

Edit: and while it looks so small on Instagram, I’d absolutely smoke it, on that train

Thank you. My takeaway is that this is salmon puberty. I wonder if they, too, stare at themselves naked in the bathroom mirror and feel weird.

http://www.mutt.org/

Disclaimer: I have never used this but I did a Google for you. It looks reasonably maintained.