lol what, a graph database for spreadsheet work?

Same

None of those words make sense.

Nice fluffy python

You son of a

Don’t be stupid. This is f tier trolling.

Don’t say “school” and “tactical shooter” in the same sentence anymore

That’s not really… possible at this point. We have thousands of customers (some very large ones, like A——n and G—-e and Wal___t) with tens or hundreds of millions of users, and even at lowest traffic periods do 60k+ queries per second.

This is the same MySQL instance I wrote about a while ago that hit the 16TiB table size limit (due to ext4 file system limitations) and caused a massive outage; worst I’ve been involved in during my 26 year career.

Every day I am shocked at our scale, considering my company is only like 90 engineers.

“Oh wow, no shit?”

Just had to restart our main MySQL instance today. Had to do it at 6am since that’s the lowest traffic point, and boy howdy this resonates.

2 solid minutes of the stack throwing 500 errors until the db was back up.

Taking “hit it and quit it” to the next level.

Skeet and yeet.

Yeah I’ve been using it for years. Works fine!

There are nicer ways to say this.

Jesus fucking Christ.

100% possible, it’s how adguard and piholes work

Lol’d

It’s not the same exactly, but: http://www.mac4n6.com/blog/2018/8/5/knowledge-is-power-using-the-knowledgecdb-database-on-macos-and-ios-to-determine-precise-user-and-application-usage

Except that every company I’ve ever worked for (6 now) in Silicon Valley DOES provide top tier MacBook pros for devs.

My current laptop is an m3 with 64gb of ram.

Not sure what you are going for here

I’m not. I disable it on all Linux machines I manage. And we do not use it at work either.