“Is your computer connected to a power outlet? Yes? Could you please unplug it and plug it back in for me?”
“Is your computer connected to a power outlet? Yes? Could you please unplug it and plug it back in for me?”
I’m trying to come up with a dialogue that follows these rules, but it gets weird fast.
You ghoulishly sloush around the aisles, avoiding eye contact at all cost, but still a customer talks to you:
C: “Hi, excuse me. I’m looking for tomatoes.”
You: “We are out for today.”
C: “Oh, that’s unfortunate.”
You: “” (still avoiding eye contact)
C: “Well, how about I come back tomorrow?”
You: “There will be a new shipment of tomatoes by tomorrow.”
C: “Okay, great! Then I just come back tomorrow?”
You: “If you come back tomorrow, there will be a new shipment of tomatoes.”
C: “Are you alright?”
Avoiding eye contact, you silently slither away.
I haven’t read your post, but you are obviously wrong!
As long as they don’t point that thing at me, I don’t get the point. 😀
I’ll show myself out.
Son, your mother and I discussed this lengthy and we have come to the conclusion…
What your father is trying to say, is that we expected you to serve dinner five minutes ago and, despite our endless love for you son, our patience is running short.
An API that unlocks DLC? That sounds like… wait what community is this? (looks around)
Is that a wooden IP address? Nice eye patch by the way. Cheers matey!
Irrelevant, because I cast FIREBALL!
This is not a question of “want”. This is not a question at all. This is a demand! And it would be wise to comply, rapidly!
Since this Science Memes:
Is this downward spiral how we got String “Theory”?
That’s right! I just said that! Shots fired! *pewpew* 🤠
Good thing you did that. Otherwise I would have been salty. 😸
Rainbow road - the scarf. 😃 Great work!
You cannot win this war of hate, but it is not too late.
Join the open science side!
Oh shit, the saw us! I think the saw us! Did they see us?
Oh come on, what have the vultures ever done for us!?
They prevent the spread of deceases? Well, yes, of course, but beside the many lifes they’ve saved, what have the vultures ever done for us?
So, when I want the void to point back at me, do I have to loop over void* or over NULL?
And how many iterations?
Okay, but HOW MUCH IS THE FISH?