Serpentine!

Nice Seiko 5 GMT

It’s not a bug, it’s a feature!

Factorioh my god it’s 2 a.m. I have work tomorrow

If Triton is a fish, why does he have nipples?

100 push-ups

100 sit-ups

100 squats

10km run

Flat earth confirmed

It’s delusional to think you’re going to change things from inside the platform. Would you go on Trump’s platform to argue with MAGA cultists? This is no different.

Getting a smart comeback on Elon isn’t the W you think it is; you’re still using his platform and validating it and keeping it relevant. Just stop using it.

I’ll teach that evil billionaire a lesson by creating content on his platform! Boy, I sure showed him!

Yarr, sorry to hear that matey.

Shou Tucker had it locked down for quite a while

Escher did it without getting the camera in the frame. Get on his level.

Reject humanity. Return to crab

Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon.

Cilantro: best I can do is 20%.

If we just go around shooting cancer cells, we’ll end up with bullet-resistant super-cancers.

I think I saw this in an anime once. Something to do with a big Philosopher Stone or something.

She must have some orange blood

I feel this often when I’m about to share an interesting news article. I’ll always do a quick check and turn off ublock to check how much cancer is on the site. 9 times out of 10 it’s not worth it, either send a screenshot or just forget about it.

It would be like saying “Duuuude, what if they sent Chuck Norris to fight Russia?”

Answer: He’d get shot immediately and die.