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I’ll never not pronounce this foe-tusses

God obliterating my wife with a jumbo jet after she wore shorts to the family bbq

I have never in my god given life seen a Kishi Bashi reference in the wild, incredible stuff

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Genuinely the best compliment I could have asked for

Or more commonly:

His dad was a famous actor and his mom was a famous actress, he got his big break when he was born the child of a famous actor and actress

Thought this was an artshare community and was about to congratulate you on your ability to capture the light so effortlessly

Does twitter only have one character? Every screenshot is by this same guy.

I’ve been loving Rematch. It’s so far outside the norm of what I would typically play but I’m having a blast. For me, the controls have taken time to get used to but I think it’s just because I don’t play games like this ever. The more I’ve played (and I’m playing a ton), the better I get. The controls are becoming more natural and I’m starting to develop muscle memory. It’s very satisfying consistently getting better.

For me, switching to 3v3 made a big difference. It forced me to get better because I was handling the ball way more often.

My biggest issues now are teammates never passing and terrible goalkeepers. I’m constantly seeing people leave the box empty and just take the ball downfield. I just hop into the goal every time it happens but it’s annoying seeing this sort of selfish playing. Teams that treat it as a full on cooperative team sport are always more successful. And even if we lose those games, it’s just so much more fun working together.

Stamets, if you’re legit putting together an online D&D group I’d be super interested. I’ve never played but I vow to not be that guy in the group and to try my hardest.

Honestly I’ve never used em before, it was just the first brand that popped into my head lol

If you said Makita you would have been shot on sight

I’ve never played a TTRPG, but I noticed that the first person said DM and you said GM. Are they interchangeable? Or is DM specifically only for D&D because of dungeon? Is there bad blood between people who say GM vs DM? Is it like crips and bloods?

Totally agree. Seeing someone diagnosed with cancer shared as uplifting news just felt off and not in the spirit of what this community should be about.

That lettuce looks very AI generated. I don’t believe it is, OP. Just a general comment about the shiny uncanny quality of your lettuce.

Cute little man with a job, bless him

I think the real issue here is that you just want to keep using twitter. You keep coming up with inane excuses like the lack of “interesting people” on these platforms or falsely equating Bluesky with Twitter. It sounds like the nazi social media is just your preferred space.