mayo_cider [he/him]

Best 5G reception on the block

Thanks, from now on I’m just going to lie

I unfortunately don’t have any sources, but a few years ago I read or watched a video about an interview with a paleontologist who was asked about their opinion of the first sign of civilization

Their answer was “a fossil of a skeleton with a broken and healed leg”

Every other animal dies with a broken leg in nature, the only way to survive is with the support of others

Why does the paperwork suddenly claim the patient is 600 years old shape shifting dragon?

Neural networks are great for pattern recognition, unfortunately all the hype is in pattern generation and we end up with mammograms in anime style

I don’t believe in geometry

I’m 6’5

Knowing weasels at least one of those has taken down a moose

No worries, I’m a vet

Looks like bloat, just a quick stab to abdomen and we’ll be good

Tbh they already do everything they can, if you ever need a paper, e-mail the author and they’ll most likely send you the “last version” before publication they still hold the rights to distribute

One lecturer actually had notes on their slides for the differences between the latest version of the course book and the one before it, since the latest one wasn’t available for free anywhere but they wanted to use couple chapters from the new book (they scanned and distributed the relevant parts themself)

I feel like most of the academia in the research side would be happy to see it collapse, but the current system is too deeply tied in the money for any quick change

I worked in academia for almost a decade and never met a researcher who wouldn’t openly support sci-hub (well, some warned their students that it was illegal to type these spesific search terms and click on the wrong link downloading the pdf for free)

We are all just part of the first self-replicating cell with funny mutations attracted to mass

He just molested teenage boys like most greek philosophers, this comic misses the mark

I can do this with ethanol

So the single wolf is eating multiple times its bodysize before giving up?

I get the point but the professor was still a dick for taking a life for a sick circus trick

A sick skateboard trick on the other hand…

I need a strobe every time i fart

Good thing no-one looked at them digging the ground and thought with their big brain “they must be hiding!”

Sold my body

I’m science and I actually lied to you specifically (everyone else knows the truth)