OK, but why does Dr. Bunsen Honeydew get the blue text?

It’s because of a particular incident. Similar to what happened with the shoe bomber and why you have to take off your shoes. Things like this are why we can’t have nice things. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006_transatlantic_aircraft_plot

https://www.tsa.gov/travel/security-screening/whatcanibring/items/ice

Yeah, OP fundamentally misunderstanding. Also see: Specs of every wireless router.

If we start the selective breeding now, we could be there in a couple hundred years!

Omitting Hurricane Catarina - the only hurricane on record in the South Atlantic https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Catarina