Wow, today I learned. Thanks for sharing.

This would mean that there was more uranium around millions and billions of years in the past so why isn’t there any evidence of prehistoric nukes in the fossil record

The warriors of the resistance to the AI-pocalypse will wear red sneakers and wisecrack like it’s 1994.

Me, looking for technical writing jobs after writing a highly fucking technical dissertation: I have a PhD but I’m pretty burned out on being a try-hard so I’m just looking for a straightforward 9-to-5.

Them: We’re worried you’ll be bored.

Me: Anyone would get bored doing this, at least I’ll be good at it.

Them: No.

Search engine challenge of the day: Find another source for this behavior.

“Have you thought about a postdoc? Well how about second postdoc?”

Vector also wears a gold chain and headphones all the time

H₀, H₁, and H_bruh

That’s the face I make when an experiment that should only have 2 possible outcomes somehow leads to a completely uninterpretable third outcome.

Where article? Am I stupid?

:3

That’s why programmers have all those monitors. They’re each hooked up to a different computer.

I get you now. But I still feel like “car” is intended to be (or ought to be) narrowly defined as a 1000-lb metal box on wheels with an engine. I think referring to other vehicles as “cars” just muddles the discourse.

Then again, I’m conflicted. If I replace “car” with another word like “meat” or “milk”, I have a different reaction. If someone wrote an article about factory-farm chickens vs free-range chickens and said, “There really is no such thing as ‘good’ meat,” I’d definitely chime in with, “What about vegan meat?”

Maybe it’s because I perceive the gap between animal meat and vegan meat as narrower than the gap between 1000-lb metal boxes with engines and other types of vehicles. Like… if I have to pedal, it’s not a car.

Is the Flintstones car a “car”?

I’m not sure I follow.

Do those really count as cars in the usual sense of the term?

Wow, that is a coincidence. But nah I’ve never heard that song before lol

“How can this invention help us sell more sugar water?”

Creativity is hot. That makes more sense, thanks.

I still don’t understand.