Somebody gonna tell her that she’s famous AF on Lemmy? 🙇🏽‍♂️🔥

Does it rhyme with “missing bolts”?

Also, Witcher has some heart-punch right-in-the-feels moments in side quests, FFS. 😶 Even when you’re purposely avoiding what you know is gonna be an emotional wringer in a prominent quest line, they cut ya while you’re wandering around? Genius. Damn. 🤌🏾🙇🏽‍♂️

Now, that’s clever. 🤪

Nope, too much piss. Also, “peed while in the bathtub together” is a bit too far, and that’s not even including possible eye contact. To illustrate: what simple thing makes eating a banana in public creepy/hot? Eye contact. You do you, but stay outta my tub.

Good tip, though the water:piss ratio still stands.

Similar to the water:piss ratio regarding (US?) swimming pools, insofar as the knowledge that the “nostalgic” smell of swimming pools is not the comforting presence of chlorine so many believe it to be, and is in fact the confirmation of a volume of piss in the water that is rapidly nearing the extent of said chlorine’s capacity to neutralize (sapped also by ceaseless sunshine & innumerable contaminants hitching rides on patrons’ oblivious meatsacs).

In short: if you smell “pool”, someone(s) have pissed in it. A lot.

Ooh, that’s what I need! A lowered risk of mental health!

Because, he knows we are all powerless against him.

I guess you didn’t read the news?

Is that what happened to Musk, Trump, Putin, etc.? They got decanted from the tubes too soon? I mean, that makes sense, but why not just let it wither on the vine at that point? Shareholder pressure? Curious.

MJ still didn’t like the purple skin bit, but seemed to pick up a bit of the aboriginal attributes along the way? I kinda like it, actually.

Yes! This! 🤩🙇🏽‍♂️

Ohgods, I’m dyin’ heeya, 🤣🤘🏽

Gotta make sure the fine print isn’t secretly bolstering the Republican voter base?

Jesus. 😱 How long do you think it takes to regrow a child?

Heh. You lookin’ to buy a bridge, too? I got a couple nice ones on clearance. C’mere a sec.

Yes

It would sound an awful lot like the high seas, methinks.

Oh, and also, it’s only “illegal” because they have the money.

See: wage theft