The name TARDIS is literally the solution, “Time And Relative Dimension In Space”.

Seriously. I’m tired of those goons parroting the usual magenda.

Sticky sticky stick stick

The ripping and the tearing. The ripping are the tearing.

So yeah, it’s likely no one has ever tried to eat one… but I feel pretty confident someone’s tried to fuck one.

I read all these “clown car” interpretations, but they’re all missing the point.

This is a lady clown whose fallopian tubes are heavy with eggs, as any fertile lady clown of her relative young age.

All the ambulancii are there to transport her unborn yet still vitally human unfertilized lady clown eggs.

Pray for her, for it’s not a clown car but a uterus.

I agree that moving to digital saved so much time, and I’ll never miss brainwraps or thrown platters… but working booth shifts threading projectors were some of the happiest times I had running theaters.

I’ve gotten bad keys from the studio before, usually when we were doing advanced screenings. It was a relatively quick fix… I think the longest delay was ~15 minutes. I never had to cancel a show because of it, certainly didn’t have to close the entire building.

For as much as I loved the convenience of digital, I really miss the days of 35 film.

WWZ is one of my all time favorite books. They should really make it into a movie. Or, even better, an HBO miniseries.

She’s also probably responsible for the trap in the first place.

A police officer being unable to think in such a fashion is exactly why no one could solve the see-saw riddle on Brooklyn 99.

Welcome to asshole logic 101- you must scream at people for absolutely inane reasons, such as their coffee being “too bitter”.

Case in point: a number of years ago I knew a kid who was smart enough to flash Tomato on his router, enable SSH and even install a bunch of Entware packages. But he wasn’t intelligent enough to change the SSH port from 22 or leave the remote access disabled.

Fast forward a month or two and his ISP tells him that they traced some pretty serious botnet shenanigans to his IP.

Just because someone is smart enough to use a device doesn’t necessarily mean they’re intelligent enough to use it safely.

Bro, you need to define the word “crunch” because … NONE of that looks like it has even the slightest bit of crunch.

You sound like a man who hates sand.