Yup meltdowns happen sometimes. AND there’s the century-long legacy of radioactive waste!

“The sheer imagination, will power and funding to embark on the creation of Camp Century was incredible,” Gardner told SFGATE. “And I wish we were able to replicate that for some of the things that concern our future Earth.”

If you’re interested in one way this might look, check out “The Earth Abides”.

What did the console say?

And probably very smelly.

It looks like it was designed by Aardman Animations.

Years ago I did a different version: getting out of a very hot jacuzzi then jumping into a snow bank. 'Worth a try. Once.

Hmm… looks like a good example of FAS (Fear, Anxiety, Stress).

Frankie Hawkes

I should call her…

It looks like you’re going with your significant other AND your wife.

PS: I miss my dog.

What? Yeah, I know. A dog sitting at a bar having a beer would be a different joke. Read my joke again.

So Pavlov was sitting in a bar, having a nice cold beer. As the next person came in, the door caused a bell to ring. Pavlov panics: “Oh no! I forgot to feed the dog!”

Yeah, why go through the trouble of installing a puppet government when we can offer “assistance” with a military base? How many hundred bases are there around the world now? And have any been decommissioned ever?

The hat is a nice touch.

Thank you all for doing this.

Maybe we should check to see what that VP candidate James Donald Bowman, James David Hamel, J. D. Hamel, J. D. Vance, JD Vance has to say about this.

That’s it… I’m not getting out of bed today.

Wow, that hair.

They’re still recovering from the recent explosion in the kitchen?

Not sure there’s any way to selectively take out Bermuda grass. When I took out our front lawn, lots of Bermuda grass tried to take back the space. It took dousing it with vinegar during sunny days, then digging out the grass at the roots to beat it back. It required weeks of steady effort but now hardly any comes back. Only every couple of months do I need to make a pass through the area to fend off incursions.

Also: why bother with any grass? We’re much happier without a big green sponge out front. Our water usage is way down and the local wildlife likes the natives and our raised beds.