What are these one hole boats? Budget cuts?

That picture is not in 3D. Not at all.

Are you going to escalate over a cartoon character? It’s an interesting trait 🤔

…banging on the bathroom floor… 🎶

Don’t tell me what to do, you are not my dad!

Say that again when a brick made of 99,9999999% empty space hits you!

(Mustn’t be a hard hit, maybe more like a soft touch. For science, you know.)

Fischbrötchen is all I can do, chef.

Which one is which?

Thought so, too.

“That’s why they’re called business socks.”

Don’t care for marketing. Wait what the users say.

there are 12 times more minutes in an hour then there are hours in a day

24 x 12 is 60? You are a weird mathematician.

Neolithic revolution was a mistake.

Seriously.

The internet is for porn.

Scientific research proves this.

😂

Death without Snu Snu. Sorry mate buddy.

I have a mild variant of this. It’s funny when it hits you in completely unsuspicious food.

I was gonna say.

Nearly everything one observes year round is Earth. Even your clothes and the cloud of your warm breath when you are out observing the alignment in the cold is Earth.

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Above a certain threshold there will be no discernible difference in the outcome to our civilisation.

The planet is fine. The people are fucked. G. Carlin was and is right.

If you bought stuff 20 years ago it worked for 20 years. If you buy stuff now it will work for the years. General rule in my business (telco).

Funny how that works.