Ads have ruined everything.

Those are cool!

What brand is you hammock?

Where is Pluto?

An egg is technically a single cell. So, eggs came first as those were the first forms of life.

Stable genius at work.

Not your keys, not your security.

Yea I am aware. My point is that an analog system doesn’t have network outages unless the physical copper wires are all down.

Digital systems are much more fragile.

The whole point of having a landline was that it worked when the power was out.

That was quite informative! Thank you for the article.

Hahaha. That’s a joke right?

Yeah that’s because they can’t sell your location data to the police.

CHANGE PLACES!

What a great data set to pull from, all the ignorant idiots on Facebook spouting off a bunch of bullshit. Just gonna get a Karen Ayo that complains and tells you your astrology horoscope and how it’s causing global warming.

So, 2?

I had a cat named Jet. His full name was Jet Blackjack Miami Brown.

Reminds me of the Captain Samuel Vimes ‘Boots’ theory of socioeconomic unfairness:

The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money. Take boots, for example. He earned thirty-eight dollars a month plus allowances. A really good pair of leather boots cost fifty dollars. But an affordable pair of boots, which were sort of OK for a season or two and then leaked like hell when the cardboard gave out, cost about ten dollars. Those were the kind of boots Vimes always bought, and wore until the soles were so thin that he could tell where he was in Ankh-Morpork on a foggy night by the feel of the cobbles.

But the thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that’d still be keeping his feet dry in ten years’ time, while the poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet.

-Terry Practchett, Discworld

You mean like an idiot who paid billions of dollars for a company only to ruin it in less than a year?