Ooo this hurts deep. I was paying hosting and domain, but now just domain since the site needed a refresh and one day I will get around to it…

Best kind of shitpost

Please don’t fuck up the moon. It’s big and boring but it does a lot by just being there and doing “nothing”.

But the mayflower wasn’t that old…

Cook it on a cast iron for some extra iron leaching goodness.

Fuck you and your idea of productivity. Just because your job is reporting on the status of other people’s hard work doesn’t mean that’s how to get shit done - by talking. It takes doing to do shit.

What are the secret 11 herbs and spices of the subway?

You guys are too slow, we need to hire more of you and let the sales teams use AI to add features the client asks without waiting for you.

AI can code now, in 2 mins I can create an app, so it shouldn’t take you long to make changes to this 10year old product.

Lawyers in the case have proposed scheduling a Feb. 14 court hearing in Oakland to review the terms. If the settlement is approved, tens of millions of consumers who owned iPhones and other Apple devices from Sept. 17, 2014, through the end of last year could file claims. Each consumer could receive up to $20 per Siri-equipped device covered by the settlement, although the payment could be reduced or increased, depending on the volume of claims. Only 3% to 5% of eligible consumers are expected to file claims, according to estimates in court documents.

squawk Hermocrates, friend of Socrates!

Hmm… I don’t think that will work

Welp. I think I’ll stick to writing to the local paper if I need to sign in blood to have a public opinion.

Yes but no. Imagine before the horse armour, parents both showed love to their children and also disciplined them for doing stupid shit and also taught them the worth of a dollar. No horse armour in that world.

Above all else make sure they eat. Loss of appetite leads to so many more issues. They look like a cutie and glad to hear their weight is up.

If you step in enough shit you eventually learn to realise when you are about to step in it again. I think the most knowledgeable people are those that have failed the most and found something helpful along the way, seems you are well on your journey so just keep steeping. At some point the abstractions you have control over become unreliable until you understand how they interact with lower level systems and the balance of control comes back because you know know the circumstances in which these abstractions work in your favour.

Meow’lady

No shit?

Does it have gum or kidney issues?

This theory holds no water much like the porous stones of the pyramids and the gaps between them. Stinks as much as the stones would sink!

This is so stupid it’s great

I thought I was in programming_humor ngl. We’ve all been there friend