Ron Purrlman

Thank God it’s not just me

So they can charge subscriptions

Centipedes see other Centipedes as food, which is why they reproduce this way.

Source: made it up, but it seems logical. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It’s an existing sentence if it’s not non-exisent.

This also applies to naming your pets.

And your children, though there’s no guarantee they’ll like it.

My disappointment is is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

That’s only required for PH.d students

I seem to recall seeing this as a tweet originally

Naw, fuck Pavlov. He tortured those dogs.

Not with that attitude

It’s been done. I’d imagine the project is expanding.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bigelow_Expandable_Activity_Module

They’re in there fucking. The sign means they’re fucking.

You wouldn’t plant a flower

I’d just as soon put his chonky ass IN a handbag. For a photo op of course.

You’d think they would check low earth orbit sooner

That would put those crypto miners to better use at least

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…so far

That has to be the luckiest chicken alive