Feel like an idiot here, but what’s the bottom one?

Counting commits is exactly the type of stuff starting to happen. linearb.io for example. I’m seeing this used as a way to rank dev value under the guise of “we’re just trying to help teams improve throughput”

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My bad, you’re totally right. Here’s a before/after. He isn’t a pitty though. So I’ve also included a pic of our pitty for you too.

Reminds me of the time my wife and her friend when to an adoption event. She said she might come back with one. I told her to pick out the dog least likely to get adopted. She came back home with a 20 pound mutt that’s blind and deaf. He was rescued from a hoarder and had a bunch of open sores. Real pitiful. The before and after pics are crazy. He looks great now. Total asshole and fits right in with the family.

Sorry I’m not really familiar with this stuff. Could I run Unreal Tournament in Wine… via a Linux install? I’m stuck with intel MacBook hardware at the moment and really don’t want to go back to dual boot windows.

Wait is he still on the Azure Performance team?

Thanks, will take a look.

Are any of these solutions able to be used via an AppleTV?

I think he meant to say 1 gram of protein per pound of body weight. I see this referenced a bit. Still funny to imagine eating that much though.

This is horrible, but I immediately thought it looked like Dwight.

This may seem obvious to most, but it didn’t click in my brain until I ran into a certain situation years ago where I was caught in a situation that I needed to poop…. badly. I’m certain I looked something like the image. We were looking at a house for sale that was on a bit of land. I couldn’t find anywhere poop since we were waiting on the realtor to show up. In a last ditch effort to maintain composure, I found a tree and took a leak. The resulting space alleviated the pressure to poop. To this day I wondered when and where I might be able to share this nugget of information, and years later here I am.

DataDog is far more comprehensive than Uptime Kuma. It would be more useful to compare the specific capability inside DataDog, considering they have so many services. In this case RUM or Synthetics from DataDog would be a comparable offering. For the SQL stuff, maybe DBM? I don’t have any preference either way, just wanted to bring light to the depth of DataDogs offering since I live that life at the office.

Edit to add that DataDog isn’t FOSS, but has some components they’ve acquired over the years that are. Vector is a good example. They’re offering a paid version called Observability Pipelines, but it rides on top of Vector and they’ve (so far) committed to keeping it FOSS.

A warning to those that haven’t looked at this list…. It’s a time vacuum. A “few minutes” of browsing it will translate to hours lost and family members on the verge of reporting you as missing.

Is it possible for the scans to be stored as files that are readable should paperless crash and I’m not around to get it up and running, or are files stored as weird non-standard file formats?

edit: looks like scans are saved as pdf’s. Thanks for the insight!