Now I’m imagining a human faux-skin blanket

Big ass-titties

CoD and Assassin’s Creed popularised selling the same fucking game 20 times

That kind?

My RAM goes back to unicorn puke each time I turn my computer on.

It took me a while to realise you are talking about your e-book reader and not your Nintendo e-reader

Oh, mine does that too, I thought it was the cable or something. Anyways it’s my secondary monitor now so I dont really care.

That was my PC monitor for a few years, really nice colors compared to the new monitor I just bought

Isn’t 9anime called aniwave now?

Dairy Queen. Their ice cream is kinda ass compared to local stuff.

I had a Motorola until I broke the screen and pierced the battery trying to change the screen and damn do I miss the headphone port

Install LineageOS on it

I just realised that I’ve never seen a video on Lemmy before. It’s pretty cool finally seeing one.