True programming chads don’t index at all, they just bind functions to the list monad.

Of course, the universe was actually created in 1970 and anyone claiming to be older than 54 is an agent of Microsoft sent to test your faith in Unix.

The Nerf gun suggestion sounds more fun

One mistake and you have to maintain it for 18 years…

Light speed is constant but the apparent frequency and wavelength (which roughly corresponds to what colour we see) change due to the Doppler effect

GARLIC BREAD?!

And then a user starts adding weights to the label until it passes.

Not wanting to tangle with the 2038 problem yet though I see 🙂

With man-on-man you’re at least consenting to get fucked and they generally use lube.

I’m not sure how to break this to you but this is just an internet forum, not a court of law

I’m waiting for the post mortem before declaring this to not be anything to do with MS tbh. It’s only affecting windows systems and it wouldn’t be the first time dumb architectural decisions on their part have caused issues (why not run the whole GUI in kernel space? What’s the worst that could happen?)

Man, we’ve already fucked a bunch of dogs up with selective breeding for nonfunctional traits, could we maybe cool it with the efforts to do it to cats too…

Induct? Or has he committed a crime I’m not aware of?

This is why I always rename all the variables in the project on each PR.

Although, maybe they are saying that no one knows how sunsets work and so therefore a wizard did it. I would hope it is that first thing though.

There is still a decent chance it’s the second tbh. Fucking magnets/tide goes in etc.

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It’s always true for sufficiently large values of “a few”

Will it be Cummingtonite though?

Wow they’ve got to version 479001600 already?

I still don’t know where to go to get an expert sex change…