Could you clarify what you mean by snake oil?

When you say “believe in Android” what do you mean?

Arguably, the average person will not care. My mom will probably buy one because, and I quote, “Your phone takes good pictures!”

Benchmark tests don’t matter to normal people

I’ll tell my mom that

Thank you

Are you by chance the author?

I legit can’t tell a difference lol, but I’m excited anyway

As an average user… Should I be excited?

Yeah no you are completely right, we don’t deserve this comic, but somehow it just keeps on appearing. It’s crazy

Dude life360 is terrible. They just got caught selling location data to 3rd parties too I think? That on top of the battery drain of your phone constantly polling gps. It’s all bad.

Journey is a spiritual journey for me. I try to play it once every couple of years to remind me of the impermanence of life and existence.

Fuck the robot snakes, I want a long scarf.

So I know everyone will hate this suggestion, but the most battery efficient and privacy-oriented option is to use Google maps location sharing. Google already has your location through Google Play services, and uses that to update it. It is essentially real time, and you don’t need to give your info over to a random new company.

Unless you have fully de-googled, this is probably the best and easiest option.

Anyone remember Disa? They had a solid app, but development on it seemed to fizzle.

Lolll that is amazing. I’m going to use lawnchair even harder now.

\ (•◡•) / thanks yo

At this point it’s just a meme. I mean I definitely don’t get it, but I have nothing against you as a person lol.

Why are you protecting them? Drop the fucking names lol. I literally do not understand.

… It’s pied piper

People who watch literal recordings of movies from inside a movie theater are psychopaths who really, really don’t care about quality. I highly doubt they are the target audience of movie ticket sales.

What is it