As a native Chicagoan, do yourselves the favor of having tavern pizza instead of deep dish/stuffed pizza. Tavern pies are the real Chicago pizzas. Personally Beggars is my go-to.
And if you really must have this nasty slop of a pizza, try Pequods.
This reminded me of hell in the Constantine movie with Keanu Reeves, which happens to be my favorite depiction of hell.
Is it weird to have a favorite hell?!
I agree with the other person, it doesn’t sound like you did anything wrong. It’s incredibly difficult to gauge what’s worthy of going to the doctor about for your own ass, let alone for a little fluff ball who cannot tell you what’s happening to them. You did alright OP, don’t you dare think otherwise. Take care of your boy, and you.
“Cracker crust” is a fantastic phrase, and also yes!