In similar cases I’ve passive-aggressively intentionally misunderstood and/or acted confused. E.g. “Yes, we can set ut up an API between X and Y, but what exactly do you want the bot to do?” Then let them elaborate until it’s clear they’re not asking for a bot.

Interesting, first thing we learned was to try to knee them in the groin to make them let go.

No, 'cause the /s cheapens the experience of good sarcasm.

Wall is Stop

BaBa is Melt

KeKe is Float