[Star Trucker] (https://store.steampowered.com/app/2380050/Star_Trucker/) - omg. Bought it about a week ago, it’s devoured my spare time.
Never tried a trucker sim before, usually more into base building, but daym–throw some scifi in there and I’m hooked! All the levers and switches work and are satisfying to pull. Blast through the short tutorial, put on some music, decompress, and just driiiive(/float).
Gran used to make us fresh-sqeezed D juice every summer smh
Whoa 🤔 I’m about a Devito and a half tall! (rounded up) That makes me feel strong!
I could probably lift two Devitos!
My favorite part is falling asleep thinking about all the writing I’m totally going to do tomorrow. It’s gonna be sick
Tomorrow
Actually, Pavlov WAS the dog. Pavlov’s dogs were his friends, who accompanied him on his adventure to find a bell and drool on it.
Clearly he needs the massive stripey side burns
Niel DeBush Tyson
Double blind comedy
There won’t even be repercussions! The government is afraid to prosecute big stars. I say lock em up!
When some says nukeuller
Pretty sure a PET scan is when your dog smells your brain for colors
Things are getting Ra diculous
I never heard of this guy before today. What a goat RIP AARON SCHWARTZ
YOu wOuLDn’T oWN aN oLD LadY’s PUrSe
This sent me down a rabbit hole, reading about the Kristiania Bohemians. The group had 9 commandments:
Thou shalt write thine own life.
Thou shalt sever thy family roots.
Man kann seine Eltern nie slecht genug behandeln (Thou can not treat thy parents badly enough.).
Thou shalt never smite thy neighbor for less than five crowns.
Thou shalt hate and despise all farmers, such as Bjørnstjerne Bjørnson.
Thou shalt never wear celluloid cuffs.
Neglect not to make a scandal in the Christiania Theater.
Thou shalt never repent.
Thou shalt take thine own life.
Soooooo we start generating memes of people doing fake AMA’s? (I am u/Putin_uwu AMA!)
Who monitors the monitor lizards?