A given person’s definition of “old” is usually about 15 years older than they are. My boss is 65 and calls 70 year olds “young”.

Lotta good recommendations but I’d add Defiance, Ohio to the list.

Oh shit. I saw them open for Frank Turner a couple weeks ago. Awesome show!

Let that poor mouse go. He has stories to tell his friends.

Fig. A-1 Illustrates the ideal meat to bread ratio for the perfect sandwich.

You’ll love this then: https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/tourists-love-to-rub-the-bronze-balls-of-wall-streets-charging-bull-statue-why

Digital Foundry made a pretty convincing case that it’s running on current switch hardware: https://www.ign.com/articles/was-metroid-prime-4-running-on-switch-2. That being said, a cross-generation release wouldn’t be out of character for Nintendo.

Wait until she walks in on him explaining the problem out loud to a rubber duck.

That’s my usual go-to when I’m camping or at a BBQ and want a regular hotdog. I’m sure some people in this thread will tell me I’m wrong though and suggest I instead cook some beans on the campfire lol.

Sometimes you just want something that tastes like a hotdog but didn’t come from an animal.

Why not? The seasonings are what makes it taste like a hotdog and I’m not eating a hotdog because it’s healthy. Let people enjoy things.

Sorry but I absolutely hate this take. I stopped eating meat about 15 years ago, but I grew up on meat-based dishes, and I occasionally like to eat stuff from my childhood, just without the meat. It literally doesn’t affect you at all, but you still find the need to tell me that I’m wrong for eating what I enjoy.

Here’s a cheap and easy recipe I like: https://minimalistbaker.com/easy-vegan-mayo-with-aquafaba/

We’re undoubtedly in the midst of another mass extinction, caused by human activity. Here’s another one that will freak you out:

John Warnock is rolling in his grave right now.

The number one rule for pedants is: if you’re going to be pedantic, you’d damn well better be correct.

No way! You’re sure it’s the same person from the post? If so, what a wild ride.

Y’all remember that post about the “science-based dragon MMO” that topped the gaming page of…that other site…? If not, I’ll include the title and image below, because it’s got the same energy as this post.

Dear internet, I’m a 26 year old lady who’s been developing a science-based, 100% dragon MMO for the last two years. I’m finally making my beta-website now, and using my 3D work as a base to create my 50+ concept images. Wish me luck, Reddit; You’ll be the first to see the site when it’s finished.

The comments were surprisingly constructive considering she basically pasted zsphere sketches over a generic background and announced she had been solo developing the most ambitious dragon fucking game the world has ever seen. It’s been 12 years, I wonder how she’s doing?

Either he’s going to have a tough time in social situations, or she’s going to have an extremely tough time.