Boomers gonna love how this turns out.

The nsfw content, mostly.

Level 2 party vs a Smothering Rug. We each went up to it alone, at different times. The last player ran into a side room with no exit, and after a few moments of silence, opened the door to see if it was gone.

Queue the horror movie music.

Oh, did an airline stewardess walk by?

Got caught using the wrong glue is more accurate.

You jest, but futures can actually go negative. At one point during covid a tanker shortage meant you could be paid a few $100 to accept delivery of a barrel of crude. Some people were joking about filling their swimming pools.

Same as eggs… if enough people believe other people will want to buy it for a dollar more than they paid, they will pay the asking price. When supply is scarce that drives the price up.

Let them look cool.

Too much time is spent working around the players’ abilities to make a fight challenging. Some fights should look hard but have a player ability break them. Let them use the powers they earned.

This slightly ties to the idea that the game is not the players against the DM, it is the players against the world, while the DM narrates.

Always a pleasure to see your work.

Everyone remember this guy has a patreon!

I’m free on Friday nights, I’ll bring pizza.

“More presidential.”

Such great art… support his patreon if you can!

I personally like the theory that they caught him using five eyes data, and skip the step where they write “US citizen” in the transcripts

“ let’s get you a scrum-rifle and see what you can do to improve your stats.”

Cook Pot of Concealment. Any edible item in the pot is invisible to a creature that could eat it until removed.

Book of secrets. When opened, the book displays a secret whispered in the last minute, at least 50 miles away, somewhere on this plane.

Ring of attunement: allows one additional item to be attuned for the player (requires attunement)

More! More!

Well, clearly you are not a bot on reddit then.

Adam something is such a strange name, too.