Can I interest you in our lord and saviour, carnivorous plants?

Is Dr Patches’ degree medical or academic?

If the mouth is closed then crocs have their teeth poking out, gators don’t. If the mouth is open then consider running away.

Even these lads can tell this isn’t a car

The SNP master plan!

@bort

You talking to me?

Repeat with exponential growth, starting asking everyone you know if they want any spiderlings

Don’t feed the troll, they won’t read your answer!

Don’t need to hire proofreaders when people buy the books and post their own interpretations anyway!