That’s basically what having a newborn is like

Especially with 7 in the air!

The back of the upper segment of my left middle finger and the knuckle directly above it are excruciatingly itchy at this moment bc this comic played out five minutes ago.

Now she’s looking at me angrily, flipping the tail. Sorry you got reprimanded and I stopped petting you bc you keep trying to tear my fucking arm apart like a violent otter.

But look at that belly… better get another pet in

The best part of waaaking up…

You watch Evil?

A few simple words that just turned my reality upside down? I’m sure Germans have one

Animal abuse isn’t an opinion. It’s evil. And malice by ignorance that could be corrected is malice.

Stop apologizing for doing your jobs. We all have opinions and raise them loudly in the Fediverse so I understand your natural reaction and want to communicate well. But IMHO this is troll feeding. If they posted in favor of human genocide, you’d close a ticket, and move on, not write an apology for taking it down.

My flight attendant told me this has happened 3 weeks ago

👏👏👏🙇‍♂️🙌🏆

I’m 41. Mary, Merry, marry, are completely different words.

Flatbush area checking in. Yuh Fahthuh’s cawlin. Don’t bohther me

And same for Prime add on

1987. TIL.

Hogs are langoliers

If this were reddit, the comments would have completed the song. Sigh

Hehehe I’m soft, 15 yrs away from NY winters. I used to be able to go out in the cold in my underwear. Now it’ll drop to 55 here but it’s such a different cold, I can’t handle it.

I bitch about SF not having real summer bc you can’t wear shorts at night but yesterday I opened the windows around 19:00 to cool off the house and it literally dropped by 30 degrees inside

It finally feels like reddit here

Wait until you’re 40 talking about that IQ test like the Al Bundy of brains