This coming from the guy that can barely handle personal hygiene and lives in abject filth. Just shut the fuck up and play WoW dude.

Sending good vibes yours and Calvin’s way. Sounds like he’s got some chutzpah, so I know he’ll be fine. Hope you aren’t too shaken up. Know that this internet stranger is here if you want to talk about it.

For sure. I was just being a bit cheeky.

The best part of helping them button up and look their best in something they enjoy, is getting to unbutton it later. There are many flavors in life, the happiest man is the one whose palate can savor all of them.

I remember there being complaints about issues with the master collection when it dropped on Steam. How has your experience been? I’ve been considering picking it up.

This talk ruined me, because now I can perfectly dry my hands with one towel but have to stand there watching some schmuck pull 15 and pat his mitts down for two seconds before chucking the whole wad.

Call of Duty Black Ops 3 has a full co-op campaign and the alternate co-op zombies campaign as well. It’s a good time.

It’s also adorable! Also, the babies are called platypups!

Damn, this is more accurate than horoscopes. You got me.

Waluigi for Kart and Mr. Game and Watch for Smash. I have no idea what this says about me.

Now this, this is art.

There must be a mistake, Fallout: New Vegas with 80 mods isn’t on here. I’ll have to write a letter to the editor.

Time to take her to the Wildy.

“But Everett, Bitcoin and NFTs are the future! They’re non-fungible!”

Ah, a classic. Good vintage on this one.

The files are in the computer!

What hath science wrought?

I get them in the burger. Double-double with a whole grilled onion and chopped chilies, animal style fries. It’s what makes the world go round. Almost forgot to mention, toasted bun to help keep it from falling apart.

The curled feetsies!

Don’t kink shame.