They don’t know we’re in the 4th iteration of English.

No but it does mutate at a lighting rate. That’s why we can cure it. Something about protein strands constantly evolving.

AIDS didn’t get the memo, try emailing them.

Had no idea busty Natalie Portman was missing in my life, but now I do.

Illustrations by Kobe Hyogo

Ya, Russians are noobs tbh.

That actually makes sense, thank you.