But smearing human feces on sharpened stakes makes them super effective against invaders.
But smearing human feces on sharpened stakes makes them super effective against invaders.
I would be happy with just dropping them off a cliff, no need to fuck up the atmosphere any more for that.
How did they KNOW???
Every mushroom is edible… once.
If you think that is bad, just wait til you learn about Dihydrogen Monoxide. That shit kills.
VPN: Don’t go online without it.
They prolly don’t use turn signals either. Anarchists!
ATM Machine…
The oligarchs have not decided that Mars can be made into a culture war issue… yet.
But incinerating the planet is so profitable! Does no one think about the shareholders?
Torrenting this one (Appin Uncensored), any priority on the others? Anyone taking up the project if DDos quits?
Can’t stop the signal!
“Works in my environment.”
Well the vampires are on the nightly news reports about Wall Street, and zombies are shown in attendance at every tRump rally… so yeah the ETs would certainly know they are quite prevalent here. Don’t see as many werewolves in the news, but they interview a shit ton of ghouls.
My theory is that if any ETI exists, our species is under quarantine until we have either grown up or burned ourselves out. They will have seen violent, self-destructive beings in the past and know it is dangerous to let them spread and destroy peaceful society. If they can travel between the stars, they would have to be able to communicate to keep cohesion, this communication could very well include the warning “Avoid this system, there are killer apes on that planet”.
Alex the African Grey parrot showed us that he had an understanding of “none” 30 years ago. Good to see Corvid scientists catching up.
I have a politics joke but it is just not funny anymore.
That I then sell to taxpayers for trillions.
I imagine the possibilities are endless: “Please don’t throw me into that briar patch!”
GIGO (Garbage in, garbage out) is the correct way to deal with the surveillance system.
We could market it as a thrill ride for billionaires.