It’s gotta be just the contents, no? Otherwise I imagine they’d slice up their stomach on all those razor-sharp teeth.

Great job! Now that you took days to produce the latest figures, can you change them completely in order to match this other figure our colleague haphazardly made because reasons?

Yeah this joke goes much deeper than I thought when I first commented.

If they’re using MATLAB, wouldn’t the index start at 1?

Dang! She’s got legs like tree trunks.

You’re assuming the blade would be thinner than the nucleus, at the very least.

Oooh🤦‍♂️

Scaling looks like scaling+translation? And rotation looks like either rotation+translation, or scaling+translation?

sudo apt-get AED

Because it’s not? An espresso maker extracts the flavor from the coffee beans, just as the rounded beak extracts the nuts from their shells.

“It’s always communists in China, or drug dealers in South America, or oil people in Russia” 🙄. Or philanthropists in USA. Or all of the above, in any country, including USA.

When the conference chair takes their title too literally.

The troposphere?

NOT dangerous, so “danger noodle” just becomes “noodle”?

“Sand boas, like all boas, are not venomous.” The Arabian Sand Boa (critter.science)

I think the point that they’re making is that they used the latest buzz word for the people dishing out the dough.

I was at a networking event with work people. They had a big tray of fruit and cheese that included a whole, unsliced pineapple displayed on the center, not being used. The caterers thought my request was wacky, but agreed to let me take the pineapple. The people I was with shamed me out of taking it, and I reluctantly dropped the pineapple. The ordeal became something we still reminisce about. I found a random pineapple on my desk one day. And we share pineapple-themed pictures when we happen upon something.

This particular day, I hit the .

Looking at the blank Sahara region:

May the Metalocalypse be upon you!