Take what you can’t afford, support what you can, share if you dare, and do not trade for money.

Reminds me of a few different darknet diaries episodes. https://darknetdiaries.com/transcript/24/

I have the best success using a towel snap against flies.

Sometimes I think I don’t even hit them but it stuns them so they fall to the floor.

I guess that’s probably easier than learning how to wipe your ass.

Thank you for doing your part to ensure this gumball machine lives to see at least one more rummage sale.