When you get fur in your cheese you might be having a bad day

Just find a red haired girlfriend. They tend to be quite wild. <— that’s a quote from my cousin, and yes she has red hair

Practice makes puurrfect

Or

Spray and pray

It looks nice. But with my hands shaking I could not pick it up, it if I tried to use a fork it with just fall off. Guess I could put another piece of bread on top and make it a sandwich. Sorry to the chefs out there about making it a sandwich.

What is MOT’d

That’s some real kitty power

The look that your girlfriend gives you when you walk in and she was” Just wrestling “ With your best friend

I’ll take a bucket

The rugged blinds of today were the normal ones of 30 years ago.

Do you know why she lives where she lives?

Not asking for you to guess. I’m asking if you actually know the answer.

It’s an interesting story

Thank you

Recipe? Please.

What is that cat covered in?

If his head fits his butt surely will fit. - cat logic

Is it an illusion that the stand is tilted?

What is all on that?

Just another fuzzy creature to snuggle with. She wanted to share

LOL

After he’s been underwater for years

That’s gonna be expensive

Ok let’s try this a different way. Lemmy is definitely left leaning. And yet your comments in this thread are being down voted. I going out on a limb and saying even left leaning individuals who believe in doing things like this realize this won’t work.