You want to walk into a local government, much less a federal, building and they’ll inspect your tracts to make sure everything is safe for those ghoul politicians. But a whole ecosystem is at stake and no one can be bothered to do anything to prevent damage, except asking nicely after-the-fact.
Unpopular opinion but parks should have rigorous screening and inspections of people and property upon entry to find and execute anyone with Cheetos.
I was about to ask the same.