I use them as coffee mats…

Entirely. Missing. The point. Arthur Dent is an anti-hero, he doesn’t want superhero status,he wants his semi detached and a cup of tea, whereas ford prefect is an anarchist loafer who wants to do the minimum amount of work and get the maximum amount of recognition, whilst watching the world burn. and yet they are friends, and friends don’t expect much of each other, they are there when you need them, with good advice, and peanuts.