Wait, a minute…

Thanks. What a stupid dork he is.

My stupid idiot friend says thanks. What a real ding dong

A friend of mine never uses UTC. What an idiot. Seriously, what a dumbass. Somone one should tell him what time that would be in EST. God, he’s so dumb.

I love when online commenters who didn’t even read the article are smarter than the scientists it’s about

If eco-terrorism is what YOU can do, then that’s what you can do. I can’t do that, so I’ll do my part as best as I can. I can’t save the world alone, so I’ll just do my best.

If everyone, including corporations, did their best, we’d be in a better place.

That’s what this post is saying. Do YOUR part. That’s all you can do.

That video seemed like it lasted 100 days.

but it doesn’t feel like Wonder Womans time to shine right now

It could be if they made a good game.

Probably less racist than my Gen X conservative boss though. Probably smarter and more efficient too.

I know. That’s what makes my joke good.

Oh, shit. Good thing my boss is a chimpanzee.