“Cowardly” is the word you’re looking for.

It’s especially good at protecting itself from literally zero threats.

Let’s not pretend Americans are putting up any kind of fight at all.

Without exception, every problem with the US has a straightforward and realizable solution being blocked by a piece of shit who cannot accept even the slimmest of chances that someone they consider undeserving might possibly, in some small way, benefit.

Shallots are just gay onions

This needs to be posted in every single LOOK WHAT HE DID NOW thread

When we say “the billionaires,” Americans think that means anyone who’s ever been on a TV show or maybe Steve from church who has a boat and a vacation home.

It’s wild that this is clearly based on the Spiderman theme but we ALL came here with They Might Be Giants on the brain