You’re right! I read a few paragraphs about this.

Dude (or dudette) they fucking WERE.

What cracks me up is the piece of metal, labeled metal, attached to the one metric ton of… Metal

It would make a great homebrew item with a finite # of casts inside, though, as a key pre-boss prep staging…

You might want to have small warm light strips around the space too!

Nah, nah, nah. You all got it wrong. There’s one name and one name only: tech support.

Idk… there’s about 150,000 ants per pound. Let’s call it 200 pounds of ants, so 30,000,000 ants attacking you all at once?

Even with an incredibly efficient stomping methodology, you’d let some through, which would start crawling on and in you rather quickly.

After a few thousand ants (a fraction of a fraction of the total mind you) get inside your ears, nose, butthole and urethra, biting, chewing and slicing one micro-cut at a time, I’m fairly sure you’re out of commission, going stark mad and opening the way for the remaining millions of ants to quite systematically kill you and methodically cut you in small carryable pieces to bring back to the nest.

But hey, hopefully shoes and soap will help ;)

“like that” is probably the best position to see shit

You’re right that they’re off-center from a first “symmetry line” you have to draw.

So: you place them on your cutting board. Trace an imaginary vertical bird’s eye view that passes by the center of both. Now based on that imaginary line, move both apples so they’re offset 2/3-1/3 from that line in each direction.

Align the two apples so they’re off center to one another. One has 2/3 on the outside to the left, 1/3 to the right, the other 2/3 to the outside to the right, 1/3 to the left.

Bird’s eye view, the single line cutting both apples will leave us with the left 2/3 of the first apple and the right 2/3 of the second, and a third portions made of 2 thirds, or another 2/3 of an apple.

One cut, 2 apples, 3 equal portions.

Task succeeded horrendously

Well, the same genus… :P

I have a quantum physics joke, but it’s simultaneously hilarious and a flop. Well, i guess now you know which.

So basically what you’re saying is some Orcas saw a Miyazaki movie too many, amd said “yes. YES. that.”?

No, closer to Tangiers.

And that was under an overall-not-that-horrible president and with a somewhat-reasonably-not-corrupt supreme court, the next years will be a-ok I’m sure

Wasn’t that the whole crux of Citizens United?

Now all you need is a taxidermist who dabbles as an electrician…

WOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PRETTY IMPORTANT DISCOVERY, ESPECIALLY FROM A NOW DISABLED NASA MISSION

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