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I bet the inside of a pumpkin feels like… really really good.

Absolutely nothing because people who have elevator conversations are not worth talking to.

Magic 8 ball, will the working class ever know peace in my lifetime?

When is it my turn with the electron?

Ultra mega penguin

They stink at the zoo, but I bet if you locked me up in a cage and had money’s laugh at me with no respite I would stink to.

Damn why does this sound like every job I have?

Could even build a house with them

Just buy a computer monitor

Yeah, you have to download the installer before they pull the rug.

This isn’t about what steam currently is. It’s about what it will inevitably become.

I fucked up going with Steam. Should have just pirated everything Single player.

What is the most secure way to walk in the city?

Way ahead of you.

Step 1: stay in the basement

Step 2: hire a representative to wear your face and livestream IRL back at you

No I’m just dumb. Appreciate the information yet again yall.

I guess I will… link a prepaid credit card to patreon?

Man I just wish the post office was a bank and it had a payment app that everyone used and I didn’t have to switch platforms a million fucking times because of enshitification.

Appreciate your vote of confidence by the way.

Appreciate the news, I don’t follow the million apps I’m forced to use closely so this is a great help to me. I guess I gotta use my venmo on patreon now.

Do you like what the FTC is doing? Because the donors to the Harris campaign don’t.

Frequently Asked Questions:

No, I don’t need to write a 10,000 word essay on how Republicans are worse then democrats in order to criticize the democratic party.

No, youre wrong, there can be more then 2 viable political parties if we pass states level electoral reform.

Yes, I am drinking tonight.

Snowden is and always will be a hero.

Sorry we let you down dude.

5 billion humans is a lot of meat.